Happy 28th birthday Scarlett Johansson! (November 22, 1984)“It’s a great thing to get older and learn. I don’t feel bound in any way by how many years I’ve lived.
I identify just as much with my 86-year-old grandmother as I do with my sister.”
It’s hard for me to sit here and think that I’m speaking directly to girls generally and telling them how to have an easier time at being a girl. I would probably just say, ‘don’t worry about it’. It’s hard not to fit in when you are younger and I completely understand that, but at the same time it makes you who you are. It’s best not to worry about it.
Me & Lana had some fun tonight LOL
I Google imaged “unicorns” and this is what showed up o.O
what the actual fuck
and here we have the rare teganus cepharax and the elusive sasaquintephno. they appear to be in their natural habitat.
When you see someone you hate is having a bad day
- me: I'm so in love with you.
- me: shhhhh don't speak.
My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas..
so his housemates have done this
DID THEY GIFTWRAP HIS CURTAINS?
i got 36 presents for christmas
but last year i had 37
fml i hate my parents
My parents are taking me to the zoo. They said they would buy two more presents there.
Update: Fell through some glass and almost got eaten by a snake. It’s all my bloody cousin’s fault.
Update 2: He’s going away to some loony bin. Bout time, seriously. Ate too much food anyway.
Getting pig tail removed on Thursday.